Chinese to English translations are not always spot on. Signs that display both can be way off and even offensive by just messing up a word or two.
Do not disturb Tiny grass is dreaming
Rape when greenstuffs.
Beware of safety
Beware of missing foot
Slip and fall down carefully!
Potato the crap
Meat muscle stupid bean sprouts
Fries pulls out the rotten child. Fried cat ear.
You are the best…
F*ck the duck until exploded
No sh!ting thank you
Whisky & c0ck
Please don’t touch yourself, let us help you to try out. Thanks!
Execution in progress
Soup for sluts
I like your smile, but unlike you put your shoes on my face.